Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st June 2017

Dilbert//10274, first published nine years ago on Thursday 1st June 2017

Alice Tries To Be Interesting

Tags

nap, sleep, meetings, boredom, narcolepsy, laziness, health

Official transcript

Wally: I have a doctor's note that says I can sleep during meetings. That puts the pressure on you to be interesting enough to keep me awake. Alice: I'll do my best, but... Wally: ZZZZZ.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAYS I CAN SLEEP DURING MEETINGS.

THAT PUTS THE PRESSURE ON YOU TO BE INTERESTING ENOUGH TO KEEP ME AWAKE.

I'LL DO MY BEST, BUT...

Zzzzz.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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