Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd June 2017

Dilbert//10275, first published nine years ago on Friday 2nd June 2017

Modular Workstations

Tags

cubicle, office, language, semantics, workspace

Official transcript

Boss: From now on, you must refer to your cubicle as a "modular workstation."

The word "cubicle"

is demeaning to the people who work in them. Dilbert: I feel so much better now. Boss: Good. I was hoping it would work quickly.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST REFER TO YOUR CUBICLE AS A "MODULAR WORKSTATION." THE WORD "CUBICLE" IS DEMEANING TO THE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THEM.

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

GOOD.

I WAS HOPING IT WOULD WORK QUICKLY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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