Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th June 2017

Dilbert//10277, first published nine years ago on Sunday 4th June 2017

Tags

insult, idiot, obliviousness

Official transcript

Dilbert: As you know, every project in this company has one idiot on the team. Man: That can't be true. Boss: It is true. I assign one idiot per team to keep them from bunching together. Man: My project team doesn't have any idiots. Dilbert: There's a good explanation for why you think that. Man: I Don't see what that would be. If I had an idiot on my team I would know it. Unless...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY PRENCT IN THIS COMPANY HAS ONE IDIOT ON THE TEAM.

THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

IT IS TRUE.

I ASSIGN ONE IDIOT PER TEAM TO KEEP THEM FROM BUNCHING TOGETHER.

MY PROJECT TEAM DOESN'T HAVE ANY IDIOTS.

THERE'S A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU THINK THAT I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT WOULD BE.

IF I HAD AN IDIOT ON MY TEAM, I WOULD KNOW IT.

UNLESS...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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