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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th June 2017

Dilbert//10278, first published nine years ago on Monday 5th June 2017

's Project Is Unfunded


Tags

managers, forgetful, forgetting, money, budget, oversight


Official transcript

Dilbert: I don't see my project in the new budget. Boss: Oh, right. I forgot all about you. Dilbert: That sounds easy to fix. Boss: Yup. MY problem will be solved as soon as you leave.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T SEE MY PROJECT IN THE NEW BUDGET.

OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

THAT SOUNDS EASY TO FIX.

YUP. MY PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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