Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th June 2017

Dilbert//10280, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 7th June 2017

Ted Complains About Dilbert

Tags

budget, money, funding, creativity, embezzlement, fraud

Official transcript

Boss: Ted is complaining that you charged your expenses to his project. Dilbert: You told me to be creative because you forgot to fund my project. Boss: I wasn't expecting you to do that. Dilbert: That's what makes it creative. I looked it up.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED IS COMPLAINING THAT YOU CHARGED YOUR EXPENSES TO HIS PROJECT.

YOU TOLD ME TO BE CREATIVE BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO FUND MY PROJECT.

I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO DO THAT.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT CREATIVE.

I LOOKED IT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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