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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th June 2017

Dilbert//10279, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 6th June 2017

Be Creative With Funding


Tags

budget, creativity, funding, money, progress, trick


Official transcript

Dilbert: I couldn't do any work this week because you forgot to ask for funding for my project. Boss: Stop making excuses. Be creative. Ted: Why do you want to know my project charge code? Dilbert: Just curious.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COULDN'T DO ANY WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO ASK FOR FUNDING FOR MY PROJECT.

STOP MAKING EXCUSES. BE CREATIVE.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY PROJECT CHARGE CODE?

JUST CURIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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