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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th June 2017

Dilbert//10282, first published nine years ago on Friday 9th June 2017

Scavenging For Parts


Tags

friendship, strategy, parts, scavenging, money, usury, budget, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert: My boss forgot to fund my project so I've been scavenging for parts. Robot: You usually don't make conversation with me. I guess this means we're friends now. People.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BOSS FORGOT TO FUND MY PROJECT SO IVE BEEN SCAVENGING FOR PARTS.

YOU USUALLY DON'T MAKE CONVERSATION WITH ME. I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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