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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th June 2017

Dilbert//10283, first published nine years ago on Saturday 10th June 2017

Tries To Get Funding


Tags

budget, money, spending, projects, upgrades, technology, software, engineering


Official transcript

Man: Who are you? Dilbert: I'm an engineer on an unfunded project. I'm attending random meetings to see if I can shake loose some spare budget money. Man: We'll be talking about the mandatory software upgrade. Dilbert: Sounds like a huge waste of money.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M AN ENGINEER ON AN UNFUNDED PROJECT.

I'M ATTENDING RANDOM MEETINGS TO SEE IF I CAN SHAKE LOOSE SOME SPARE BUDGET MONEY.

WELL BE TALKING ABOUT THE MANDATORY SOFTWARE UPGRADE.

SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Software Upgrade"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between an engineer and a colleague.
  • The engineer is attending random meetings to determine if he can allocate spare budget money for a software upgrade.
  • The colleague is skeptical, suggesting that the engineer's intentions are not genuine.
  • The engineer's response implies that he is looking for a way to justify spending company money on something he wants.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of employees trying to find ways to spend company money on personal projects or upgrades.

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