Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd June 2017

Dilbert//10295, first published nine years ago on Thursday 22nd June 2017

Is Cleared Of Colluding

Tags

crime, attorney, lawyer, collusion, donald trump, russia, legal

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've investigated Dilbert's email and phone records and I can say with confidence he did not collude with Elbonia. But there are many, many other crimes he might have committed, and you should pay me to investigate them. Dilbert: That wasn't helpful. Dogbert: Stop making it all about you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE INVESTIGATED DILBERT'S EMAIL AND PHONE RECORDS AND I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE HE DID NOT COLLUDE WITH ELBONIA.

BUT THERE ARE MANY, MANY OTHER CRIMES HE MIGHT HAVE COMMITTED, AND YOU SHOULD PAY ME TO INVESTIGATE THEM THAT WASN'T HELPFUL.

STOP MAKING IT ALL ABOUT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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