Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd June 2017

Dilbert//10295, first published nine years ago on Thursday 22nd June 2017

Is Cleared Of Colluding

Tags

crime, attorney, lawyer, collusion, donald trump, russia, legal

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've investigated Dilbert's email and phone records and I can say with confidence he did not collude with Elbonia. But there are many, many other crimes he might have committed, and you should pay me to investigate them. Dilbert: That wasn't helpful. Dogbert: Stop making it all about you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE INVESTIGATED DILBERT'S EMAIL AND PHONE RECORDS AND I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE HE DID NOT COLLUDE WITH ELBONIA.

BUT THERE ARE MANY, MANY OTHER CRIMES HE MIGHT HAVE COMMITTED, AND YOU SHOULD PAY ME TO INVESTIGATE THEM THAT WASN'T HELPFUL.

STOP MAKING IT ALL ABOUT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Investigation"

Summary:

• Dilbert is being investigated for possible crimes.
• He is questioned about his email and phone records, which he claims not to have colluded with Elbonia.
• However, the investigator suspects that there may be other crimes Dilbert has committed.
• Dilbert is asked to pay for the investigation, which he finds unhelpful.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert's statement: "Stop making it all about you."

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