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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd June 2017

Dilbert//10296, first published nine years ago on Friday 23rd June 2017

Collusion In The Mind Only


Tags

collusion, russia, donald trump, publicity, blame, accusation


Official transcript

Carol: So, I hear you colluded with our Elbonian competitors. Dilbert: No, I was cleared of that. Carol: Then why's it still in my head? Dilbert: I don't know how to respond to that. Carol: I take that as proof you're guilty.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SO, I HEAR YOU COLLUDED WITH OUR ELBONIAN COMPETITORS.

NO, I WAS CLEARED OF THAT.

THEN WHY'S IT STILL IN MY HEAD?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.

I TAKE THAT AS PROOF YOU'RE GUILTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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