Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th June 2017

Dilbert//10297, first published nine years ago on Saturday 24th June 2017

No Path To Success

Tags

collusion, russia, donald trump, blame, accusation, public opinion

Official transcript

Alice: I hear you're a corporate spy for our Elbonian competitors. Dilbert: No, that was an unfounded rumor. Alice: That's exactly what guilty people say. Dilbert: I'm not seeing my path to success here.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A CORPORATE SPY FOR OUR ELBONIAN COMPETITORS.

NO, THAT WAS AN UNFOUNDED RUMOR.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GUILTY PEOPLE SAY.

I'M NOT SEEING MY PATH TO SUCCESS HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Corporate Spy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk in a corporate office. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman, who is holding a coffee cup and wearing a pink shirt.

Dialogue:

• Woman: "I hear you're a corporate spy for our Elbonian competitors."
• Dilbert: "No, that was an unfounded rumor."
• Woman: "That's exactly what guilty people say. I'm not seeing my path to success here."

Key Points:

• Dilbert denies being a corporate spy.
• The woman expresses skepticism about Dilbert's denial.
• The conversation takes a sarcastic tone, implying that Dilbert may be hiding something.

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