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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th June 2017

Dilbert//10300, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 27th June 2017

Boss Wants Private Office


Tags

cubicle, office, office workers, privacy, open office


Official transcript

Boss: The employees are complaining because our new open office plan has too many distractions. CEO: You want to go back to cubicles? Boss: No, I just need a private so I can't hear them complaining.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEES ARE COMPLAINING BECAUSE OUR NEW OPEN OFFICE PLAN HAS TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS.

YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO CUBICLES?

NO, I JUST NEED A PRIVATE OFFICE SO I CANT HEAR THEM COMPLAINING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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