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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th June 2017

Dilbert//10301, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 28th June 2017

Two Choices For Work Space


Tags

office, office workers, cubicle, distraction, work from home


Official transcript

Boss: We're trying to decide if it's better to have an open office plan with too many distractions to be productive... or soul-crushing cubicles that will make every employee envy the dead. Dilbert: Maybe everyone can just work from home? Boss: And miss all of this?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WERE TRYING TO DECIDE IF IT'S BETTER TO HAVE AN OPEN OFFICE PLAN WITH TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS TO BE PRODUCTIVE...

. OR SOUL-CRUSHING CUBICLES THAT WILL MAKE EVERY EMPLOYEE ENVY THE DEAD.

MAYBE EVERYONE CAN JUST WORK FROM HOME.

AND MISS ALL OF THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Soul-Crushing Cubicles"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of office workers discussing the merits of open office plans versus soul-crushing cubicles. The conversation is presented in three panels, each featuring a different speaker.

  • Panel 1: A worker suggests an open office plan to boost productivity, but another employee counters that it will lead to distractions and decreased focus.
  • Panel 2: Another worker proposes using soul-crushing cubicles to make every employee envy the dead, implying that such a setup would be so unpleasant that even the deceased would prefer it to their current working conditions.
  • Panel 3: The final speaker suggests that everyone can simply work from home, eliminating the need for cubicles altogether.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of creating an ideal office environment and the various solutions proposed by employees.

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