Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th July 2017

Dilbert//10313, first published nine years ago on Monday 10th July 2017

Do Whatever The Data Says

Tags

study, analysis, decision, conclusions, bias, science

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to do a financial analysis on upgrading our customer tracking software. Dilbert: What conclusion do you want me to reach? Boss: We'll do whatever the data says. Dilbert: Which is...? Boss: I already bought the upgrade.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DO A FINANCIAL ANALYSIS ON UPGRADING OUR CUSTOMER TRACKING SOFTWARE.

WHAT CONCLUSION DO YOU WANT ME TO REACH?

WELL DO WHATEVER THE DATA SAYS.

WHICH IS ...?

I ALREADY BOUGHT THE UPGRADE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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