Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th July 2017

Dilbert//10314, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 11th July 2017

Unethical Assumptions

Tags

money, ethics, misleading, finances, budget

Official transcript

Boss: Your financial projection doesn't support my preferred strategy. Maybe you could tweak the discount rate to 40%. Dilbert: You're asking me to be unethical. Boss: Only with your assumptions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR FINANCIAL PROJECTION DOESN T SUPPORT MY PREFERRED STRATEGY.

MAYBE YOU COULD TWEAK THE DISCOUNT RATE TO 40%.

YOU'RE ASKING ME BE UNETHICAL.

ONLY WITH YOUR ASSUMPTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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