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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th July 2017

Dilbert//10314, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 11th July 2017

Unethical Assumptions


Tags

money, ethics, misleading, finances, budget


Official transcript

Boss: Your financial projection doesn't support my preferred strategy. Maybe you could tweak the discount rate to 40%. Dilbert: You're asking me to be unethical. Boss: Only with your assumptions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR FINANCIAL PROJECTION DOESN T SUPPORT MY PREFERRED STRATEGY.

MAYBE YOU COULD TWEAK THE DISCOUNT RATE TO 40%.

YOU'RE ASKING ME BE UNETHICAL.

ONLY WITH YOUR ASSUMPTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ethical Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, in a conversation with his boss. The exchange begins with the boss expressing dissatisfaction with Dilbert's financial projection, citing a lack of support for their preferred strategy. Dilbert responds by suggesting a 40% discount rate, which prompts the boss to ask if he is being unethical. Dilbert retorts that he is only asking for adjustments within the boundaries of his assumptions.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's financial projection is not aligned with the boss's preferred strategy.
  • The boss requests a 40% discount rate, which Dilbert agrees to.
  • The boss questions Dilbert's ethics, prompting a response about staying within established assumptions.
  • The comic strip highlights the tension between creative problem-solving and adhering to established guidelines.

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