Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th July 2017

Dilbert//10317, first published nine years ago on Friday 14th July 2017

The Cia Is Listening

Tags

technology, speaker, alexa, google, amazon, spying, surveillace, paranoid, privacy

Official transcript

Robot: Hello. I am a bluetooth speaker and your digital assistant. How may I help you? Man: Just shut up and sit there until I need something. Robot: Did you say"

Give the CIA access to your microphone?"

Man: Please, no. I'll do anything you want.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO. I AM A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER AND YOUR DIGITAL ASSISTANT. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

JUST SHUT UP AND SIT THERE UNTIL I NEED SOMETHING.

DID YOU SAY, "GIVE THE CIA ACCESS TO YOUR MICROPHONE"?

PLEASE, NO. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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