Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th July 2017

Dilbert//10317, first published nine years ago on Friday 14th July 2017

The Cia Is Listening

Tags

technology, speaker, alexa, google, amazon, spying, surveillace, paranoid, privacy

Official transcript

Robot: Hello. I am a bluetooth speaker and your digital assistant. How may I help you? Man: Just shut up and sit there until I need something. Robot: Did you say"

Give the CIA access to your microphone?"

Man: Please, no. I'll do anything you want.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO. I AM A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER AND YOUR DIGITAL ASSISTANT. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

JUST SHUT UP AND SIT THERE UNTIL I NEED SOMETHING.

DID YOU SAY, "GIVE THE CIA ACCESS TO YOUR MICROPHONE"?

PLEASE, NO. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "The CIA Access Request" and features a conversation between a man and his digital assistant.

Scene 1: Introduction The man introduces himself as a Bluetooth speaker and digital assistant, inquiring about his role and purpose.

Scene 2: Request for Assistance The man asks for help, but the digital assistant responds with a sarcastic remark, saying he's there until he needs something.

Scene 3: CIA Access Request The man requests access to the CIA, which the digital assistant refuses, citing that he will do anything he wants.

Summary The comic strip humorously depicts the man's attempt to access the CIA through his digital assistant, which is met with resistance and sarcasm. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the limitations of technology in fulfilling one's desires.

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