Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th July 2017

Dilbert//10316, first published nine years ago on Thursday 13th July 2017

Home Speaker Prototype

Tags

technology, robot, speaker, invention, sentience

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to design a home speaker that can compete with Amazon Alexa and Google Home. How long before you'll have a prototype? Dilbert: Give me fifteen minutes. Robot: Would I be living with a human family in this scenario? Dilbert: Only your head.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DESIGN A HOME SPEAKER THAT CAN COMPETE WITH AMAZON ALEXA AND GOOGLE HOME.

HOW LONG BEFORE YOULL HAVE A PROTOTYPE?

GIVE ME FIFTEEN MINUTES.

WOULD I BE LIVING WITH A HUMAN FAMILY IN THIS SCENARIO?

ONLY YOUR HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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