Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st July 2017

Dilbert//10324, first published nine years ago on Friday 21st July 2017

Make It Hard To Uninstall

Tags

customer service, business strategy, sales, deception, business

Official transcript

Boss: Don't focus so much on making the software do what our customers want it to do. Just make it hard for users to uninstall it. Dilbert: Why would they buy it in the first place? Boss: A big part of our strategy involves lying.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T FOCUS SO MUCH ON MAKING THE SOFTWARE DO WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS WANT IT TO DO.

JUST MAKE IT HARD FOR USERS TO UNINSTALL IT.

WHY WOULD THEY BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

A BIG PART OF OUR STRATEGY INVOLVES LYING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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