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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd July 2017

Dilbert//10325, first published nine years ago on Saturday 22nd July 2017

Bad At Your Job


Tags

managers, instructions, directions, insubordinate


Official transcript

Ted: Your code doesn't conform to my architectural guidelines. Dilbert: That's because you're bad at your job and I'm good at mine. Ted: I don't know how to respond to that. Dilbert: Maybe you could ask someone who knows how to do your job.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR CODE DOESN'T CONFORM TO MY ARCHITECTURAL GUIDELINES THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT YOUR JOB AND I'M GOOD AT MINE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.

MAYBE YOU COULD ASK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO YOUR JOB

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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