Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th July 2017

Dilbert//10327, first published nine years ago on Monday 24th July 2017

Wally's Dental Excuse

Tags

excuses, laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Tina: Wally, I need your input on my project plan. Wally: One moment, please. I have to check my spreadsheet to see which excuses I already used with you. Tina: I'll need a good one to get past my anger. Wally: Hmmm... maybe something dental.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOUR INPUT ON MY PROJECT PLAN.

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

I HAVE TO CHECK MY SPREADSHEET TO SEE WHICH EXCUSES I ALREADY USED WITH YOU.

I'LL NEED A GOOD ONE TO GET PAST MY ANGER.

HMMM...

MAYBE SOMETHING DENTAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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