Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th July 2017

Dilbert//10328, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 25th July 2017

Wally's Excuses List

Tags

meeting, work ethic, laziness, excuses, avoidance, business

Official transcript

Wally: Work got a lot easier after I compiled a list of all my best work-avoidance excuses. Man: Wally, can you attend my project meeting? Wally: Well, let me check. Man: I haven't told you when we're meeting. Wally: That matters less than you think it should.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORK GOT A LOT EASIER AFTER I COMPILED A LIST OF ALL MY BEST WORK-AVOIDANCE EXCUSES.

WALLY, CAN YOU ATTEND MY PROJECT MEETING?

WELL, LET ME CHECK I HAVENT THAT TOLD YOU MATTERS WHEN WE'RE LESS THAN MEETING.

YOU THINK IT SHOULD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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