Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th July 2017

Dilbert//10332, first published nine years ago on Saturday 29th July 2017

Swear On The Lives Of Your Coworkers

Tags

lying, swearing, exaggeration, deception, accomplishment

Official transcript

Wally: I achieved all of my milestones on my secret project this month. Boss: How do I know any of that is true? Wally: I swear on the lives of my coworkers. Boss: I'm getting a mixed message here.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACHIEVED ALL OF MY MILESTONES ON MY SECRET PROJECT THIS MONTH.

HOW DO I KNOW ANY OF THAT IS TRUE?

I SWEAR ON THE LIVES OF MY COWORKERS.

IM GETTING A MIXED MESSAGE HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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