Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th July 2017

Dilbert//10332, first published nine years ago on Saturday 29th July 2017

Swear On The Lives Of Your Coworkers

Tags

lying, swearing, exaggeration, deception, accomplishment

Official transcript

Wally: I achieved all of my milestones on my secret project this month. Boss: How do I know any of that is true? Wally: I swear on the lives of my coworkers. Boss: I'm getting a mixed message here.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ACHIEVED ALL OF MY MILESTONES ON MY SECRET PROJECT THIS MONTH.

HOW DO I KNOW ANY OF THAT IS TRUE?

I SWEAR ON THE LIVES OF MY COWORKERS.

IM GETTING A MIXED MESSAGE HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Milestone Misunderstanding"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with one boasting about achieving all of their milestones on a secret project this month. However, the other coworker is skeptical and asks how they know this is true. The first coworker responds that they swear on the lives of their co-workers, and then reveals that they are getting a mixed message. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of making such a bold claim without concrete evidence.

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