Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th July 2017

Dilbert//10331, first published nine years ago on Friday 28th July 2017

Wally's Project Is Not Confirmed

Tags

memory, obliviousness, managers, executives, hubris

Official transcript

Boss: Wally says he has a secret project he can't tell me about. Did you give him that project? CEO: I don't remember every little thing I've ever done. Boss: My best strategy here is to think about other things.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY SAYS HE HAS A SECRET PROJECT HE CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT.

DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT PROJECT?

I DON'T REMEMBER EVERY LITTLE THING IVE EVER DONE.

MY BEST STRATEGY HERE IS TO THINK ABOUT OTHER THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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