Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th July 2017

Dilbert//10331, first published nine years ago on Friday 28th July 2017

Wally's Project Is Not Confirmed

Tags

memory, obliviousness, managers, executives, hubris

Official transcript

Boss: Wally says he has a secret project he can't tell me about. Did you give him that project? CEO: I don't remember every little thing I've ever done. Boss: My best strategy here is to think about other things.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY SAYS HE HAS A SECRET PROJECT HE CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT.

DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT PROJECT?

I DON'T REMEMBER EVERY LITTLE THING IVE EVER DONE.

MY BEST STRATEGY HERE IS TO THINK ABOUT OTHER THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Secret Project"

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character known for his lack of motivation and work ethic, discussing a "secret project" with his boss. When asked about the project's details, Wally claims he can't reveal anything, citing the need for secrecy. His boss expresses frustration, recalling numerous instances where Wally has failed to deliver on his promises.

In the final panel, Wally reveals his "best strategy" for the project: thinking about other things. The comic strip humorously highlights Wally's laziness and lack of accountability, poking fun at the common workplace scenario where employees may prioritize personal interests over their work responsibilities.

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