Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th August 2017

Dilbert//10345, first published nine years ago on Friday 11th August 2017

Wally Pretends To Work

Tags

laziness, work ethic

Official transcript

Wally: If you need me, I'll be at my desk pretending to work. Alice: How long do you think you can get away with that? Wally: I wondered the same thing for the first fifteen years or so.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE AT MY DESK PRETENDING TO WORK.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT?

I WONDERED THE SAME THING FOR THE FIRST FIFTEEN YEARS OR SO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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