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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th August 2017

Dilbert//10346, first published nine years ago on Saturday 12th August 2017

Boss Cancels Food Service


Tags

lunch, food, stealing, refrigerator, property, misunderstanding


Official transcript

Boss: I've decided to cancel our food service to save money. Dilbert: We don't have a food service. We all bring our own food and keep in the break room refrigerator. Boss: I've been eating the food in there for seven years. Dilbert: I'd keep that to myself if I were you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO CANCEL OUR FOOD SERVICE TO SAVE MONEY.

WE DON'T HAVE A FOOD SERVICE. WE ALL BRING OUR OWN FOOD AND KEEP IT IN THE BREAK ROOM REFRIGERATOR.

IVE BEEN EATING THE FOOD IN THERE FOR SEVEN YEARS.

ID KEEP THAT TO MYSELF IF I WERE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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