Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th August 2017

Dilbert//10350, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 16th August 2017

Dogbert's Unreliable Research Company

Tags

research, truth, accuracy, lying, market research, yes-man, science

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm the CEO of Dogbert's Unreliable Research Company. My services cost less than regular research because all I do is tell you whatever you want to hear. CEO: Is that defensible? Dogbert: I'm sensing you want a yes on that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE CEO OF DOGBERT'S UNRELIABLE RESEARCH COMPANY.

MY SERVICES COST LESS THAN REGULAR RESEARCH BECAUSE ALL I DO IS TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR.

IS THAT DEFENSIBLE?

IM SENSING YOU WANT A YES ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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