Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th August 2017

Dilbert//10350, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 16th August 2017

Dogbert's Unreliable Research Company

Tags

research, truth, accuracy, lying, market research, yes-man, science

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm the CEO of Dogbert's Unreliable Research Company. My services cost less than regular research because all I do is tell you whatever you want to hear. CEO: Is that defensible? Dogbert: I'm sensing you want a yes on that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE CEO OF DOGBERT'S UNRELIABLE RESEARCH COMPANY.

MY SERVICES COST LESS THAN REGULAR RESEARCH BECAUSE ALL I DO IS TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR.

IS THAT DEFENSIBLE?

IM SENSING YOU WANT A YES ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Reliability of Research"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between the CEO and Dogbert, a dog who serves as the CEO's unreliable research company. The CEO asks Dogbert about the cost of his services, and Dogbert responds that it is less than regular research because he tells the CEO whatever he wants to hear. The CEO then asks if Dogbert's services are defensible, to which Dogbert replies that he is sensing the CEO wants a yes on that. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of relying on unreliable research and the potential consequences of seeking only positive results.

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