Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th August 2017

Dilbert//10351, first published nine years ago on Thursday 17th August 2017

Ideal Customer

Tags

market research, sham, yes-man, demographics

Official transcript

Dogbert: My research shows that your ideal customer is a male Olympic athlete between the ages of 120 and 145. And just to be safe, you want that guy to not have a Yelp account. Boss: How many people are in that group? Dogbert: None, but my research will help you double that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY RESEARCH SHOWS THAT YOUR IDEAL CUSTOMER IS A MALE OLYMPIC ATHLETE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 120 AND 145.

AND JUST TO BE SAFE, YOU WANT THAT GUY TO NOT HAVE A YELP ACCOUNT.

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THAT GROUP?

NONE, BUT MY RESEARCH WILL HELP YOU DOUBLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ideal Customer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a Dilbert character and a customer service representative. The representative explains that their ideal customer is a male Olympic athlete between the ages of 120 and 145. The Dilbert character questions the age range, pointing out that there are no people in that group. The representative responds that the research will help double that number.

Key Points:

• The ideal customer is defined as a male Olympic athlete between 120 and 145 years old.
• The Dilbert character questions the age range, citing its impossibility.
• The representative claims that the research will help double the number of people in that group.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the ideal customer definition and the representative's response.

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