Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th August 2017

Dilbert//10352, first published nine years ago on Friday 18th August 2017

Winning The Meeting

Tags

meetings, game, cruelty, insult, criticism

Official transcript

Wally: Meetings used to be frustrating and boring until I gamified that situation. Now I try to win meetings by criticizing co-workers offering no ideas of my own, and leaving without any new task. Dilbert: You call that winning? Wally: Compared to my victims, yes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MEETINGS USED TO BE FRUSTRATING AND BORING UNTIL I GAMIFIED THAT SITUATION NOW I TRY TO WIN MEETINGS BY CRITICIZING COWORKERS, OFFERING NO IDEAS OF MY OWN, AND LEAVING WITHOUT ANY NEW TASK.

YOU CALL THAT WINNING?

COMPARED TO MY VICTIMS, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Winning Without Leaving"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a man's frustration with meetings, which he describes as "frustrating and boring" until he finds a way to "win" by criticizing co-workers, offering no ideas of his own, and leaving without completing any tasks. The man's coworker, who has been observing his behavior, comments that he is "compared to my victims, yes." The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the man's attempt to appear successful despite being unproductive.

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