Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st August 2017

Dilbert//10355, first published nine years ago on Monday 21st August 2017

Tina Writes Product Warnings

Tags

user guide, caution, directions, safety

Official transcript

Boss: Tina, I need you to write the product warning section for the user guide. Make sure you cover every possible danger. Tina: "Never use this product while standing below a poorly maintained helicopter full of porcupines."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, I NEED YOU TO WRITE THE PRODUCT WARNING SECTION FOR THE USER GUIDE.

MAKE SURE YOU COVER EVERY POSSIBLE DANGER.

"NEVER USE THIS PRODUCT WHILE STANDING BELOW A POORLY MAINTAINED HELICOPTER FULL OF PORCUPINES."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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