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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th August 2017

Dilbert//10362, first published nine years ago on Monday 28th August 2017

Ceo Makes More Money In Stocks


Tags

rich people, money, stock market, investments, out of touch, obliviousness, stratification


Official transcript

CEO: Hey, our stock is up two percent. I just made more money than you'll earn in your entire life. Remind me, do I leave you a tip?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, OUR STOCK IS UP 2%.

I JUST MADE MORE MONEY THAN YOULL EARN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

REMIND ME, DO I LEAVE YOU A TIP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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