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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th August 2017

Dilbert//10362, first published nine years ago on Monday 28th August 2017

Ceo Makes More Money In Stocks


Tags

rich people, money, stock market, investments, out of touch, obliviousness, stratification


Official transcript

CEO: Hey, our stock is up two percent. I just made more money than you'll earn in your entire life. Remind me, do I leave you a tip?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, OUR STOCK IS UP 2%.

I JUST MADE MORE MONEY THAN YOULL EARN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

REMIND ME, DO I LEAVE YOU A TIP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Stock Market's Surprise"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2017, depicts a humorous exchange between two colleagues and their boss in a typical office setting. The conversation revolves around the stock market's performance, with one colleague expressing surprise at the 2% increase in their stock.

Key Points:

  • The colleague is surprised by the 2% increase in their stock.
  • The boss takes credit for the increase, claiming he made more money than the employee in their entire life.
  • The colleague is left speechless, with the boss asking if they should leave a tip.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of the boss's claim and the employee's reaction. The boss's statement is an exaggeration, and the employee's silence is a comedic way to convey their shock and disbelief. The punchline about leaving a tip adds to the humor, implying that the boss is treating the employee like a customer who has received poor service. Overall, the comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the idea of taking credit for someone else's success and the absurdity of the situation.

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