Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th August 2017

Dilbert//10363, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 29th August 2017

Pat Yourself On The Head

Tags

reward, prizes, reimbursement, expense report

Official transcript

Boss: I'm naming you employee of the month. Your prize is twenty dollars cash and a pat on the head. Give yourself twenty dollars and submit an employee reimbursement request. Dilbert: Can I pat myself on the head, too? Boss: I was hoping you would offer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NAMING YOU EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. YOUR PRIZE IS $20 CASH AND A PAT ON THE HEAD.

GIVE YOURSELF $20 AND SUBMIT AN EMPLOYEE REIMBURSEMENT REQUEST.

CAN I PAT MYSELF ON THE HEAD, TOO?

I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD OFFER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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