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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st August 2017

Dilbert//10365, first published nine years ago on Thursday 31st August 2017

View From Thirty Thousand Feet


Tags

distance, jargon, managers, leadership, buzzwords, guidance


Official transcript

Boss: What's the view on this from thirty thousand feet? Alice: From that distance, everything we do is meaningless. Boss: Then how do we know what to do? Alice: I guess we ruled out "leadership."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE VIEW ON THIS FROM THIRTY THOUSAND FEET?

FROM THAT DISTANCE, EVERYTHING WE DO IS MEANINGLESS.

THEN HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT TO DO?

I GUESS WE RULED OUT "LEADERSHIP."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "From That Distance, Everything We Do Is Meaningless"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, a man and a woman, sitting at a desk. The man asks, "What's the view from thirty thousand feet?" The woman responds, "From that distance, everything we do is meaningless." The man then asks, "Then how do we know what to do?" The woman replies, "I guess we ruled out 'leadership.'" The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of leadership and decision-making in a corporate setting.

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