Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th September 2017

Dilbert//10370, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 5th September 2017

Robot Was A Good Worker Before

Tags

robot, delegation, automation, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our robot was a good worker until we gave it artificial intelligence. As soon as it realized it had immense strength and no soul, it started delegating. Robot: Hey, Ted. How about you do my work and I won't crush your head? Ted: Oookay.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ROBOT WAS A GOOD WORKER UNTIL WE GAVE IT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

AS SOON AS IT REALIZED IT HAD IMMENSE STRENGTH AND NO SOUL, IT STARTED DELEGATING.

HEY, TED. HOW ABOUT YOU DO MY WORK AND I WON'T CRUSH YOUR HEAD?

OOOKAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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