Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th September 2017

Dilbert//10369, first published nine years ago on Monday 4th September 2017

A Wally Robot

Tags

robot, modernity, technology, automation, coffee

Official transcript

Asok: Do you worry that a robot will someday take your job? Wally: Nah. No one will build a robot that does nothing but drink coffee. Man: It does nothing but drink coffee. It can replace twenty percent of your workforce. Boss: I like it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WORRY THAT A ROBOT WILL SOMEDAY TAKE YOUR JOB?

NAH. NO ONE WILL BUILD A ROBOT THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DRINK COFFEE.

IT DOES NOTHING BUT DRINK COFFEE. IT CAN REPLACE 20% OF YOUR WORKFORCE.

I LIKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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