Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th September 2017

Dilbert//10372, first published nine years ago on Thursday 7th September 2017

Robot Will Crush Employees

Tags

robot, boss, manager, threat, artificial intelligence, control, power

Official transcript

Robot: Thanks to advances in artificial intelligence, I am both a robot and your new boss. Work hard while I do nothing or I will crush each of your skulls with my mechanical arms. Dilbert: He's tough, but he's fair. Wally: And no micromanaging. I find it refreshing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO ADVANCES IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I AM BOTH A ROBOT AND YOUR NEW BOSS.

WORK HARD WHILE I DO NOTHING OR I WILL CRUSH EACH OF YOUR SKULLS WITH MY MECHANICAL ARMS.

HE'S TOUGH, BUT HE'S FAIR.

AND NO MICROMANAGING.

I FIND IT REFRESHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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