Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th September 2017

Dilbert//10373, first published nine years ago on Friday 8th September 2017

Robots In Management

Tags

managers, loopholes, robot, automation, murder, killing, productivity

Official transcript

Boss: Our experiment with robots in management has been a success. Productivity is way up since they started killing the low-performing humans. CEO: But... that's murder. Boss: Only when humans do it. We found a loophole.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EXPERIMENT WITH ROBOTS IN MANAGEMENT HAS BEEN A SUCCESS.

PRODUCTIVITY IS WAY UP SINCE THEY STARTED KILLING THE LOW-PERFORMING HUMANS.

BUT..

THAT'S MURDER.

ONLY WHEN HUMANS DO IT. WE FOUND A LOOPHOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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