Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th September 2017

Dilbert//10383, first published nine years ago on Monday 18th September 2017

Helping The Boss Be Successful

Tags

helpfulness, niceness, kindness

Official transcript

Asok: How can I help you achieve your goals and be more successful? Boss: You could stop talking all creepy and weird. Asok: I thought I was being helpful. Boss: Go hate your job like everyone else.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS AND BE MORE SUCCESSFUL?

YOU COULD STOP TALKING ALL CREEPY AND WEIRD.

THOUGHT I WAS BEING HELPFUL.

GO HATE YOUR JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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