Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th September 2017

Dilbert//10383, first published nine years ago on Monday 18th September 2017

Helping The Boss Be Successful

Tags

helpfulness, niceness, kindness

Official transcript

Asok: How can I help you achieve your goals and be more successful? Boss: You could stop talking all creepy and weird. Asok: I thought I was being helpful. Boss: Go hate your job like everyone else.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS AND BE MORE SUCCESSFUL?

YOU COULD STOP TALKING ALL CREEPY AND WEIRD.

THOUGHT I WAS BEING HELPFUL.

GO HATE YOUR JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Creepy and Weird"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers.
• One worker asks the other for advice on achieving goals and being successful.
• The second worker responds by saying that he could stop talking all creepy and weird, implying that his behavior is off-putting.
• The first worker is surprised and offended by this comment, saying that he was being helpful.
• The second worker then tells him to go hate his job like everyone else, suggesting that he should just accept his situation and not try to improve it.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may come across as creepy or weird, and that others may not appreciate their efforts to be helpful.

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