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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th September 2017

Dilbert//10382, first published nine years ago on Sunday 17th September 2017


Tags

argument, anger, frustration, trolling, needling


Official transcript

Dilbert: And that's how much money the new system will save us per year. Man: Apparently you don't care how much it costs because you're an ignorant narcissist. Dilbert: I talked about the costs in great detail. What's wrong with you? Man: Oh, I guess you're walking it all back now. Dilbert: There's nothing to walk back. I'm saying the same thing I said earlier. Man: Nice try, hypocrite! Dilbert: I don't know what is happening right now!!! Man: Why is he so defensive? Boss: He's losing it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND THAT'S HOW MUCH MONEY THE NEW SYSTEM WILL SAVE US PER YEAR.

APPARENTLY YOU DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IGNORANT NARCISSIST.

I TALKED ABOUT THE COSTS IN GREAT DETAIL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

OH, I GUESS YOU'RE WALKING IT ALL BACK NOW.

THERE IS NOTHING TO WALK BACK. I'M SAYING THE SAME THING I SAID EARLIER.

NICE TRY, HYPOCRITE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!

WHY IS HE SO DEFENSIVE?

HE'S LOSING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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