Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd September 2017

Dilbert//10388, first published nine years ago on Saturday 23rd September 2017

Is A Lover Not A Fighter

Tags

lover, fighter, argument

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm a lover, not a fighter. Dogbert: When is the last time you did either one? Dilbert: Are you trying to start a fight? Dogbert: It's the better option of the two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DID EITHER ONE?

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A FIGHT?

IT'S THE BETTER OPTION OF THE TWO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Lover, Not a Fighter"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with a ghost.
• The ghost inquires about the last time Dilbert participated in a fight, to which Dilbert responds that he is a lover, not a fighter.
• The ghost then asks if Dilbert is trying to start a fight, prompting Dilbert to clarify that it is the better option of the two.
• The exchange is humorous and lighthearted, showcasing Dilbert's unique personality and wit.

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