Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd September 2017

Dilbert//10388, first published nine years ago on Saturday 23rd September 2017

Is A Lover Not A Fighter

Tags

lover, fighter, argument

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm a lover, not a fighter. Dogbert: When is the last time you did either one? Dilbert: Are you trying to start a fight? Dogbert: It's the better option of the two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DID EITHER ONE?

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A FIGHT?

IT'S THE BETTER OPTION OF THE TWO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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