Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th September 2017

Dilbert//10389, first published nine years ago on Sunday 24th September 2017

Tags

rumor, conjecture, karma, payback

Official transcript

Boss: I heard that you think I'm making the wrong decision with our technology roadmap. Dilbert: I never said that. Boss: I heard you did. Dilbert: Who told you that? Boss: I promised I wouldn't reveal my source. Dilbert: It never happened. Boss: That's not what I hear. Dilbert: Will the fate of my entire career depend on that rumor? Boss: It already does. Dilbert: Do you ever worry about karma? Boss: Get back to work. Narrator: One hour later. CEO: I hear you're embezzling like crazy. Boss: Who told you that?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT YOU THINK I'M MAKING THE WRONG DECISION WITH OUR TECHNOLOGY ROADMAP.

NEVER SAID THAT.

I HEARD YOU DID.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

I PROMISED I WOULDN'T REVEAL MY SOURCE.

NEVER HAPPENED.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR.

WILL THE FATE OF MY ENTIRE CAREER DEPEND ON THAT RUMOR?

ALREADY DOES DO YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT KARMA?

GET BACK TO WORK.

ONE HOUR LATER I HEAR YOU'RE EMBEZZLING LIKE CRAZY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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