Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th September 2017

Dilbert//10394, first published nine years ago on Friday 29th September 2017

Everything Sounds Like A Lie

Tags

lying, deception, catch-22, accusation, innocence, guilt

Official transcript

Tina: Now that everyone knows you are a liar, everything you say sounds like a lie. Dilbert: You starting assumption is wrong. I didn't lie about anything. Tina: That's exactly what liars say. Dilbert: Excuse me while I bang my head on this table until I pass out.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE A LIAR, EVERYTHING YOU SAY SOUNDS LIKE A LIE.

YOUR STARTING ASSUMPTION IS WRONG. I DIDN'T LIE ABOUT ANYTHING.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ALL LIARS SAY.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I BANG MY HEAD ON THIS TABLE UNTIL I PASS OUT ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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