Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th September 2017

Dilbert//10393, first published nine years ago on Thursday 28th September 2017

's History Of Lying

Tags

accusation, innocence, guilt, lying, deception

Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a raise because of your history of lying about everything. Dilbert: I don't lie. I have a history of being falsely accused. Boss: I'll add that lie to your list. Dilbert: I don't see a path to victory here.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE OF YOUR HISTORY OF LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I DON T LIE. I HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING FALSELY ACCUSED.

I'LL ADD THAT LIE TO YOUR LIST.

I DON'T SEE A PATH TO VICTORY HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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