Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd October 2017

Dilbert//10398, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 3rd October 2017

Dogbert The Pr Specialist

Tags

public relations, image, likeability, pr, deception

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert the public relations specialist. Dogbert: The public hates you for all the right reasons. I'll repair your public image by photographing you serving meals in a homeless shelter. CEO: Is the public really that dumb? Dogbert: Yup. I'll have you out of there in two scoops and a click.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PUBLIC RELATIONS SPECIALIST THE PUBLIC HATES YOU FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS.

I'LL REPAIR YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE BY PHOTOGRAPHING YOU SERVING MEALS IN A HOMELESS SHELTER.

IS THE PUBLIC REALLY THAT DUMB?

YUP. I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF THERE IN TWO SCOOPS AND A CLICK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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