Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th October 2017

Dilbert//10399, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 4th October 2017

Dilbert for Tuesday 3rd October 2017

Dilbert for Thursday 5th October 2017

Can We Borrow An Apron

Tags

pr, public relations, appearances, homeless, soup kitchen, shelter

Official transcript

Dogbert: We're here to get a photo of my client serving food to the homeless. Man: We don't need any help. Dogbert: In that case, can we borrow an apron and a spoon? Man: Um... I guess so. Dogbert: And can you wipe some gruel on the apron?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE HERE TO GET A PHOTO OF MY CLIENT SERVING FOOD TO THE HOMELESS.

WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

IN THAT CASE, CAN WE BORROW AN APRON AND A SPOON?

Homeless Shelfer UM..

I GUESS SO AND CAN YOU WIPE SOME GRUEL ON THE APRON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Apron and Spoon"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and a homeless person outside a homeless shelter. The man, dressed in a suit and tie, asks the homeless person if he can borrow an apron and spoon to wipe his gruel on. The homeless person is surprised by the request and asks why the man needs an apron and spoon. The man explains that he wants to take a photo of the homeless person serving food to the homeless, but he doesn't have any help. The homeless person is skeptical of the man's intentions and refuses to lend him the apron and spoon.

Key Points:

The man wants to take a photo of the homeless person serving food to the homeless.
He asks the homeless person to borrow an apron and spoon to wipe his gruel on.
The homeless person is skeptical of the man's intentions and refuses to lend him the apron and spoon.
The man's request is likely a ploy to get a photo opportunity rather than a genuine request for help.

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