Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th October 2017

Dilbert//10399, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 4th October 2017

Can We Borrow An Apron

Tags

pr, public relations, appearances, homeless, soup kitchen, shelter

Official transcript

Dogbert: We're here to get a photo of my client serving food to the homeless. Man: We don't need any help. Dogbert: In that case, can we borrow an apron and a spoon? Man: Um... I guess so. Dogbert: And can you wipe some gruel on the apron?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE HERE TO GET A PHOTO OF MY CLIENT SERVING FOOD TO THE HOMELESS.

WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

IN THAT CASE, CAN WE BORROW AN APRON AND A SPOON?

Homeless Shelfer UM..

I GUESS SO AND CAN YOU WIPE SOME GRUEL ON THE APRON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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