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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th October 2017

Dilbert//10401, first published nine years ago on Friday 6th October 2017

Ceo Uses Dating App


Tags

dating, app, technology, tinder, match, cheating, adultery, eskimo brothers, relationships


Official transcript

CEO: I love this dating app. Wally: I thought you were married. CEO: I'm just looking. What's the worst thing that could happen? CEO: Hey, what's my wife doing on here? Wally: Your wife/?? That's my girlfriend!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LOVE THIS DATING APP.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED.

I'M JUST LOOKING.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

HEY, WHAT'S MY WIFE DOING ON HERE?

YOUR WIFE???

THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dating App Disaster"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a man's disastrous experience on a dating app. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The man expresses his love for the app and mentions that he thought he was married to his current partner.
  • His partner inquires about the worst thing that could happen.
  • The man reveals that his wife is doing something on their bed, which he believes is his girlfriend.

The comic strip humorously highlights the man's confusion and misunderstanding of his relationship status, leading to a series of awkward and humorous exchanges.

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