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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th October 2017

Dilbert//10401, first published nine years ago on Friday 6th October 2017

Ceo Uses Dating App


Tags

dating, app, technology, tinder, match, cheating, adultery, eskimo brothers, relationships


Official transcript

CEO: I love this dating app. Wally: I thought you were married. CEO: I'm just looking. What's the worst thing that could happen? CEO: Hey, what's my wife doing on here? Wally: Your wife/?? That's my girlfriend!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LOVE THIS DATING APP.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED.

I'M JUST LOOKING.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

HEY, WHAT'S MY WIFE DOING ON HERE?

YOUR WIFE???

THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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