Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th October 2017

Dilbert//10400, first published nine years ago on Thursday 5th October 2017

Pictures Lie

Tags

photos, truth, lying, deceit, photoshop, public relations, pr, appearances

Official transcript

CEO: The public doesn't believe I really helped serve food at the homeless shelter. Dogbert: Tell them pictures don't lie. CEO: Pictures lie all the time. In fact, that's the best way to lie. Dogbert: Keep that insight to yourself. CEO: I have a full head of hair on Tinder.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PUBLIC DOESN'T BELIEVE I REALLY HELPED SERVE FOOD AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER TELL THEM PICTURES DON'T LIE.

PICTURES LIE ALL THE TIME.

IN FACT, THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO LIE.

KEEP THAT INSIGHT TO YOURSELF.

I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR ON TINDER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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