Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th October 2017

Dilbert//10403, first published nine years ago on Sunday 8th October 2017

Tags

character, judging, prediction, reading, con

Official transcript

Boss: I'm a good judge of people. Dilbert: Really? What am I thinking right now? Boss: Hmmm... You're wondering how you could be more like me. You admire my leadership, and you write about me in glowing terms in your diary. Dilbert: What diary? Boss: Shhh! I'm still reading you. You have no patience and you don't like to be judged. Dilbert: Okay, that's enough. Boss: Nailed it!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A GOOD JUDGE OF PEOPLE.

REALLY?

WHAT AM I THINKING RIGHT NOW?

HMMM..

YOU'RE WONDERING HOW YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE ME.

YOU ADMIRE MY LEADERSHIP, AND YOU WRITE ABOUT ME IN GLOWING TERMS IN YOUR DIARY.

WHAT DIARY?

SHHH!

IM STILL READING YOU.

YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE AND YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE JUDGED.

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

NAILED IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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