Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th October 2017

Dilbert//10404, first published nine years ago on Monday 9th October 2017

Wants To Take A Class In Negotiating

Tags

negotiating, catch-22, conference, training

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need your approval to take a class on negotiating. Boss: See if you can persuade me to approve it. Dilbert: I... don't know how to negotiate yet. Boss: That's the flaw in your plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR APPROVAL TO TAKE A CLASS ON NEGOTIATING.

SEE IF YOU CAN PERSUADE ME TO APPROVE IT.

I... DON'T KNOW HOW TO NEGOTIATE YET.

THAT'S THE FLAW IN YOUR PLAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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