Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th October 2017

Dilbert//10406, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 11th October 2017

Dogbert Won't Teach Persuasion To Dilbert

Tags

negotiating, persuasion, help, altruism, selfishness

Official transcript

Dilbert: Can you teach me to be more persuasive? Dogbert: What's in it for me? Dilbert: It will make you feel good to help a friend. Dogbert: Does it feel as good as denying you? Dilbert: I have no way to know. Dogbert: Bah!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE MORE PERSUASIVE?

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ?

IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TO HELP A FRIEND.

DOES IT FEEL AS GOOD AS DENYING YOU?

I HAVE NO WAY TO KNOW.

!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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