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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th October 2017

Dilbert//10405, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 10th October 2017

Logical Reasons For Learning To Negotiate


Tags

negotiating, persuasion, catch-22, argument


Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't persuade my boss to let me take a class on how to negotiate. Asok: Try giving him logical reasons. He'll respond to that. Dilbert: And then I would be able to negotiate for a higher salary. Boss: Pass.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T PERSUADE MY BOSS TO LET ME TAKE A CLASS ON HOW TO NEGOTIATE.

TRY GIVING HIM LOGICAL REASONS.

HE'LL RESPOND TO THAT.

AND THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO NEGOTIATE FOR A HIGHER SALARY.

PASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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